T’was the week before Christmas

T’was the week before Christmas and here at our call center
We talked to your new tenant about the new lock you lent her.
She said she had left you a voicemail on Monday
And said she’d be bringing it back to you one day.

On the next call we talked to a lady who said she was Jane
Who talked so slowly that she could drive you insane.
But she needed a 5×15 by this Thursday
And she needed to get it confirmed in the worst way.
So we took her numbers and set up her rez
And just toward the end of the phone call she says,

“Nick and I are trying to get all prepared
get the reindeer in shape and the tires on the sled all aired.
We need your unit to get ourselves staged
Since the hurricanes, tsunamis and flooding that raged
had displaced so many of the best girls and best boys,
That we need distribution points to deliver our toys.
We used to be able to do it all from home.
Last year we needed some help from a storage place in Nome.
And this year we are renting units in 27 different cities
Because we must have all the toys to all the kiddies
…By Christmas morning”

Well our call center rep did not know how to answer,
So she said, ”Give my greetings to Donner and Prancer
And of course Rudolph and the rest of the deer.’
To her surprise what was the next thing she did hear,
But a jolly deep voice in the background that shouted with might
“A merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!”

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