Ninjas Needs Storage Too

Operator: Hello and thank you for calling Ninja Storage Inc. Co. LLC. My name is none of your business and how can I help you with Ninja Storage.
Ninja: Yes, I have a lot of weapons that I need to store, I need no questions asked.
Operator: How soon will you be needing to store your weapons?
Ninja: I SAID NO QUESTIONS! *Karate CHOP!!!*

Operator: Hello and thank you for calling Ninja Storage Inc. Co. LLC. My name is none of your business and how can I help you with Ninja Storage.
Ninja: Yes, I spoke with you a few moments ago, although I was forced to karate chop my phone, anyways I will be needing that storage unit as soon as I am done killing all my enemies, which was actually 10 seconds ago. I’m just that fast…because I’m a ninja.
Operator: Excellent, I also want to make sure that you are unfamiliar with our secret location.
Ninja: Oh sure, I could never find something that secret *giggle*. (Of course I know where it is, I can find anything, I’m a ninja.)
Operator: Very good, the next piece of information I must obtain is regarding the size of the storage unit.
Ninja: I will need a very large storage, I have 20 swords, 100 throwing stars, 53 sets of numchucks, 6 staffs, everything else will be in boxes or is just small, spikey, sharp objects, and shards of broken glass.
Operator:  Excellent, I have a 10×30, I will protect it for you from other ninjas; give me your credit card number quick.
Ninja: I will bring a briefcase with cash it in when I arrive. But I warn you, the briefcase might not have any money it, there will either be a snake or some poison darts that shoot out.
Operator: NOOOOO! You must reserve now, I will include a complimentary egg roll.
Ninja: Deal. Everyone knows that a ninja’s only true weakness is a free egg roll.

Written by: Sam April, PhoneSmart’s most creative imagination.

This short comic is an example of how to ask some good qualifying questions and overcome a caller’s concerns in order to close the sale.

Stay tuned for more stories from Sam.

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