James Bond Rents a Storage Unit

Operator: Thank you for calling 00 Agent Storage, my name is moneypenny and how can I help you today?
007 – Yes, the name’s Bond – James Bond.
Operator: Ah yes 007, Q informed me earlier that you would be ringing us here shortly after tea time, what can we do for you old chap.
007: First of all you can knock off the accent, I know you’re a yankee in a call center, and I have had about enough of your mockery. Remember I have a license to kill and operate a fork lift, and I’m not afraid to use both at the same time. Also you may have noticed that in my movies there is always some American who refers to me as Jim, Jimmy, or Jimbo, and I would prefer that.
Operator: You got it Jimbo, do you need a storage unit?
007: Yes, I will be needing it immediately.
Operator: Sure thing Jimbo,  And did Q add our location to your homing beacon on the GPS doohickey in your BMW,
007: Indeed, although as usual Q told me not to crash it, so I did. That man will just never learn that these movies simply won’t sell if stuff doesn’t blow up.
Operator: And do you know what size storage unit you will be needing?
007: No, perhaps you could help me with that, I have some grenades that look like pens, a briefcase with top secret documents that actually looks like a rubber ducky, and 200 vodka martinis.
007: Speaking of martini’s will my storage unit be shaken or stirred?
Operator: Neither, we never shake or stir our units.
007: Why not? How am I supposed to shake 200 vodka martinis all at the same time?
Operator: I believe Q has come up with a device for that and codenamed it “Shakira.” Anyways, I’m showing that I have a unit available that should fit everything perfectly, I will reserve it for you now, the unit number is 007.
007: That’s odd, do you have over 100 storage units there?
Operator: No, but at this point I figured you would be used to ironic detail. So it looks like you’re all set, did you have any other questions?
007: Yes, I’m going to sabotage a commie aircraft carrier this evening, care to join me later on, there is always a secluded cabin or occasionally a raft at the end of all my movies.
Operator: Sorry Jimbo, but I’m immune to your accent, you should know that by now.

Written by Sam April, PhoneSmart’s most creative mind.

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